Home in a Nutshell

Home is the place where my video games are. Home is the place where there is no outside. Home is the place where I can sleep. Home is the place I'd rather be than at school right now. Home is where I can raid the fridge. Home is where my mom bakes me cookies, and then I just eat the cookies. Home is where I can tickle my brother Roland to death. Home is where I can turn the shower all the way down to freezing when my brother is in it. Home is where I can eat Doritos in my underwear. Home is where I can parade around in my underwear. Home is where I can lounge on the toilet for hours and hours and hours on end. Home is where I can watch YouTube. Home is where I can doom scroll on Tik Tok. Home is where I keep my stuff on the floor, under the bed, in my dresser. Home is where I can whirl my pants above my head in nothing but my underwear and socks with my shirt on my head like it's a hairdo yelling "hey Dad ever hear the saying like father like son”!?! Okay, the end.